porn.

A couple of days ago, I chatted with a guy who still has a crush on me, let's call him Harrold.

He said he watched a video of someone who looks like me, he was shocked when he saw it, he fainted. (I don't believe he really fainted, by the way, even though for the five years I've known him, he had fainted at least 5 times. Now you tell me, how could I like back a guy who tends to faint when shocked or too sad or when he doesn't get enough sleep or nutrition. Weak!)

He knows I would never do anything like that so he punched his friend who insisted it was me.

I persistently requested him to send the video to me. It turned out to be a video of a Malay girl giving a blowjob to her boyfriend/ friend/ fiance/ husband.

I can't believe I look like her because well, I seriously thought I was way hotter than that. And you know la the typical homemade video...Perempuan berwajah kampung, lelaki berwajah rempit...


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I asked Harrold whether he seriously thought I look like that girl in this video and he quickly said, "Of course, you are better-looking than her."

"Then, why did you say you fainted when you saw this video?" I asked. I am not stupid, don't tell me lies and don't sweet talk me, it won't work.











Now I am upset because I am not pretty and I look like a whore and I am afraid of people accusing me giving a blowjob to a rempit and allowing him to record 'our' intimate activity.

Bodoh lah.