I'll wear whatever wedding dress for my big day, okay?
My boyfriend originated from another state. He was so convincing: "People there can sew too. They are not designers, but they can sew!"
It got me really excited. I printed photos for him to show them around.
One shop finally agreed to tailor my dress. We asked for the price quotation. After 5 freaking days, she said it would cost us, "RM2000".
Bf: Kalau macam tu, baik saya buat dekat KL!
Tukang jahit: Memang kami akan tempah di KL pun...
Sangat marah because the design that I wanted bukannya sarat dengan labuci kena jahit tangan! Plus, itu harga KL, I nak harga murah, sebab tu I bawa pergi kampung, duh!
I am no longer angry at my boyfriend. Biarlah, it's just a dress. I'll make a better one later, when we are richer, even though it'll be after marriage. :)
Anyway, I am getting more and more sensitive ever since the date is approaching, especially when people comment on my looks.
One relative said, "Nanti sebelum kahwin, buatlah facial, lepas tu kena mekap cantik sikit, bagi hilang semua ni," and she pointed at my flaws.
I was offended.
In another situation, my sister-in-law asked, "Awak tak ada ambil apa-apa ke?"
Me: Ambil apa?
SIL: Ye lah...Macam jamu ke...
Mother: Jamu? Dia tak gemuklah.
SIL: Awak ni, nampak penat je...Jamu untuk bagi awak nampak, hhmm, fresh sikit.
I think she was very careful in choosing her words which equivalent to the word: unattractive.
I was the dealing with a client the other day. While waiting for the stuff to be sorted out, she stared at my namecard, gave me a look and said, "You are so pretty in this picture. Now you look...Tired."
In my head: tired = ugly.
Being polite, I said, "Well, work has consumed me. Don't worry, Auntie, I'll get prettier when I am getting married."
Auntie replied, "You should be pretty even before you get married."
I can only brushed off the topic by telling her a lie, "First, I need to find a guy!"
Urgh, what is wrong with these people! Am I that ugly!
Oh, well, the only good news is, I never thought my namecard photo was a nice one. At least, Auntie appreciated it.
And thank God I have a blind boyfriend.
I did not wear any make-up on, wore a plain baju kurung with a plain tudung to attend a boring Kursus Kahwin but he kept complimenting on how cute I was that it became annoying because I felt like I was being lied to.
I watched 'How I Met Your Mother'. Quote from the sitcom:
A: People don't like to lied to!
B: Wrong! People don't like finding out the truth!
Oh, and here's another quote:
Skanky old woman: Come here, baby...(Rubbing herself against the man's cock)
Timid man: (Refusing the skanky old woman) Actually, I have a girlfriend. No, fiance! Wife! I have a wife!
Skanky old woman: (Still trying her luck to seduce the timid man)
Timid man: (Blurted out) I have syphilis!
Skanky old woman: Even better! Cause I have syphilis too...
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