Friday, April 10, 2009

no shame.

1.

Him: I rasa hidung I ni mancunglah, boleh masuk pussy you...Hehehe...
Me: WTF?

2.

Him: I tak takut kalau ada orang tackle you. Hidung diorang confirm tak boleh lawan hidung I...Kalau hidung macam orang putih, tak apa juga!
Me: Sekarang memang ada mat salleh tengah tackle I pun.
Him: Oh, fuck!
Me: Haha!

3.

Me: You pergi tahlil malam tadi pakai kain pelikat ke?
Him: Yup.
Me: Ooh, sexy...
Him: I tak pakai underwear pun semalam. Haha!
Me: Tak senonoh! Kenapa you tak pakai! You confident ke you ikat kain pelikat tu ketat? Kalau kain pelikat you tercabut macam mana?
Him: Kalau kain pelikat I tercabut, terkejutlah semua orang...Tengok barang I besar! Hahaha!
Me: WTF!

4.

Me: Hello, good morning.
Him: Good morning. I keraslah...
Me: Why are you telling me this?
Him: Sebab dia tengah mencari sasaran...Hahaha...
Me: WTF, sasaran?!


Now, that's why I think we should be married. He is getting too comfortable revealing his private's life to me!

5 comments:

Weed and Bandages said...

hahahahahahhahaha.


pendedahan yang agak comel!

jigsawpuzzle said...

i personally dont like the first one lah... :S

julie said...

haha... yes, you guys should....
I doa kan semoga cepat jodoh you all sampai...

the ectopy said...

Thanx julie!

maman said...

he is horny.
though. its proven that male tend to be hard in the morning, as some hormons are active in the mornings.

and the hardness would also be mantained if he had horny dreams of u.

anyhow. mmg u guys need to get married. he getting tooo horny adi