Thursday, August 5, 2010

What I like about this blog is, I could talk about anything.
Things that I couldn't really talk in real life.

Like, I really couldn't tell people why I don't buy CDs, for fear people would think I am weird, or they'd say things like, "Stop trying to be pious coz you are so not!"

Haha.

Almost every night, before I go to sleep, I would tell sad stories that I encounter during my working hours to my boyfriend.
In return, he has to tell me happy stories before I go to sleep. I treat them almost like my bedtime stories. And it really works because sometimes, I fall asleep before the stories end. My boyfriend would create fantasies, about princes and princesses, dragons and genies. And of course, the princess would be me. :)

Sometimes, he would tell me funny stories.

Since we talk about everything,

Boyfriend: Kawan I baru pergi besarkan konek dia.
Me: Hah? Dekat mana?
Boyfriend: Dekat private clinic dekat *****
Me: Dia operate ke?
Boyfriend: Taklah. Injection je...
Me: Berapa lama boleh tahan?
Boyfriend: Entah, I tak tanya la pulak...
Me: Jadi ke?
Boyfriend: I tengok, besar lah jugak...I tak tengok lah konek dia, tapi I tengok seluar dia terbonjol je...
Me: Dia dah kahwin?
Boyfriend: Dah.
Me: Dia ada berapa bini?
Boyfriend: Seorang je...
Me: Dia plan nak tambah bini ke? (Laughs)
Boyfriend: Entah dia...Tak lah kot...
Me: Sebelum ni memang konek dia kecik kot... (Laughs)

Boyfriend:
Dia ajak I pergi inject jugak, I cakap, "Apa aku nak buat? Langgar dinding?"

Haha!

9 comments:

wd.bandages said...

good one!

haha, langgaq ja!

wick n weak said...

heard about this thing before.
tp bahaya tau. tell ur bf n let ur bf tell his friend...darah berkumpul dkt konek dia bila besaqkan boleh meletop woott.

haih, peliklah ppl nowadays.

ardy said...

heheh, tak payah pegi klinik, kat pasar malam aje melambak orang jual ubat ajaib boleh besarkan konek, boleh tahan lama etc etc. kekadang tu siap buat demonstration lagi!

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fYZa said...

eh boleh he? haha tensen aku tergelak-gelak bace ney..hahahahaha

thums up!

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