Colleague: Hari tu, ada orang tegur, aku nampak kurus. Dia cakap, "Lisa, macam mana boleh kurus lepas bersalin ni?" Aku cakaplah, aku breastfeeding. Tengok Ectopy tu, dia kurus juga, sebab dia pun breastfeeding.

Terus I pun perasan kurus...Hehehe...

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Since Lisa just got back from her confinement leave, she noticed Ijah had gained weight.

Ijah was walking with her boss.

Lisa: Ijah, Ijah! Ijah dah mengandung berapa bulan ni?

Ijah: (All smiles) Ijah tak mengandunglah...

OMG! And she said this in front of Ijah's boss.

I also haven't seen Ijah in a while. So, I asked Lisa, "Ijah dah gemuk ke sekarang?"

Lisa: Ye...Dia dah berisi dah!

Me: Kenapa dia boleh gemuk pula?

Lisa: Entah. Dia cakap sebab dia dah stop breastfeeding.

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My husband is now 60kg. He is usually 65kg.

Me: Kurusnya Abang ni! Pakai seluar dah tak cantik sebab longgar...

Husband: Sejak ada anak ni, kita dua jadi kurus dah...

Me: I kurus ke? Hehehehe...

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Husband: Ectopy, dulu you nasi lemak 50 sen. Sekarang nasi lemak seringgit setengah. Tapi Baby K yang dapat rasa nasi lemak tu. Abang dah tak dapat dah...Hahahaha!

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