Me: ??? Apa dia?
Primary 4: (Repeats)
Me: Are you talking about puberty?
Primary 4: No! Ustadz kata, kalau ada white stuff tu, kena pergi mandi!
Me: Yeap! That's semen.
Primary 4: Apa tu?
Me: Ada white stuff coming out from your bebird. It happens when you have sexy dreams. It's a sign of puberty. When you are a teenager.
Primary 4: What! Euw! Girl pun ada ke? Mommy ada ke macam tu?
Me: Mommy tak ada bebird. Girls reach puberty when they get their periods. I have period.
Primary 4: Betulke Mommy?
Me: Betullah! Your Ustadz did a bad job of explaining it to you! Now, you understand?
Primary 4: Ustadz kata mimpi flying flying...
Hahaha...WTF is mimpi flying flying. My kid was totally imagining himself flying in the sky or in the aeroplane!
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Anyway, Muse best gila nak mampus woiiii!!!
Best ways to lose weight
1) Go to a concert where the food is overpriced- auto calories restriction.
2) Go to a concert that plays your favourite songs, fast paced.
3) Dance and jump without feeling tired coz you are having fun.
Within hours, you're gonna get a sore body. Hahaha...Worth it!
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